Harry is organizing a charity match between the local fire brigade and an all-star team of former professional footballers. One of the players he signs up for the All Stars is Billy 'The Kid' Buchan (Malcolm Jameson), an out-of-work Scottish footballer who is pipped to be the star attraction of the match. Billy proves more trouble than he is worth when they discover that he is a raging alcoholic. His manager Peter Grant (Brendan Price) hires Ken to act as his minder and prevent him from drinking, as he is keen to sign Billy up for a Saudi Arabian football team. Meanwhile, the Ponderossa is targeted by young hooligans who have trashed Ken's greenhouse and destroyed his entire stock.
Original Broadcast Date 25th March 1986.