......................... Don't Do Mistakes....................... _________________________ . .........Once a new monk came to priory . He was given a special job. The job was to help others monks to rewrite the books.
........ I am going to write new story. It will be after New Year celebration. _______________________________________________ .................These days are full of the preparation of food , presents and dressing up. ...........Even this work can be a story named " Old Couple meets the one more year of their lives". Someone maybe think that it will be not a funny story. Maybe yes, maybe no.
I promised before some days ago....... _______________________________________________
The Two Slope . ------------------------------ ........Once one man was invited to the old mountain village. The guest was met with friends. Good food , a little booze and a lot of speaking about the older days.
.
..........When the guest has been walking along the village he pointed out the two stone grounded pillar. An iron rings was mounted on the pillars.
....................." What is this?"--- was the question.
.
....You know, in the days not far from recently If someone mades a misconduct,He was punished by being tied to a pole. It maybe as long as five or ten days ot even more." And do you know what for is the pillar next to the first?"
.
........" ?"
The pillar next to the first is for someone who didn't condemn these criminals . Everyone who passing along must to condemn the misconduct.
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...ЕщёI promised before some days ago....... _______________________________________________
The Two Slope . ------------------------------ ........Once one man was invited to the old mountain village. The guest was met with friends. Good food , a little booze and a lot of speaking about the older days.
.
..........When the guest has been walking along the village he pointed out the two stone grounded pillar. An iron rings was mounted on the pillars.
....................." What is this?"--- was the question.
.
....You know, in the days not far from recently If someone mades a misconduct,He was punished by being tied to a pole. It maybe as long as five or ten days ot even more." And do you know what for is the pillar next to the first?"
.
........" ?"
The pillar next to the first is for someone who didn't condemn these criminals . Everyone who passing along must to condemn the misconduct.
.......I had no idea what "spam" is and why my short story can be subject to ban. --------------------------I am going to try to understand and learn from this.
--------------The Sleeping Beauty ---------------------------This funny story was told by a theatre actor. _________________________________________________ ....... It was a children's show called "Snowy and the Seven Dwarfs". The playhouse was full of happy families The actress was rehearsing for a very place setting . In this scene she had to eat a poisoned apple. . ................The time came, and when the actress raised the apple to her mouth, all the children in the auditorium began to shout: "Don't eat it!". It was a lot of noise. Of course Snow White took a bite of the orshard and fell asleep. She falls to the ground. Suddenly the hall was silent. It was silent for a long time. And in that silence, everyone heard the voice of a father: ………………………..” They were told not to eat the apple.” . ……………..After these words, everyone saw Snow White lying on the floor, trembling with laughter.
There was a man who came to the priest and said to him:" I dont know what to do, it is all unfortunate, my kids started to do drugs, my wife cheated on me and left with another man, my business is ruined, i owe lots of money, and fell ill." The priest told him: " Take a clean piece of paper and write the following words in capital letters:: "Like that is not going to stay forever" and attach it to the wall". "And come back in a year". The man came back in a year looking happy and said: " Oh, my God, things improved tremendously: my kids checked into rehab, wife returned, i managed to get a loan in a bank and paid off the debt, got a good doctor, etc." The priest asked: "Where is the paper you wrote?" The man said that he discarded the paper. The priest said: "You have to write another one with the following words::"And like that is not going stay forever" and attach it to the wall".
"And like that is not going stay forever". _________________________ It may be the best title for your story. Well done. I was in a good mood after reading it. ................I see that it is possible to be a bit of a writer. Thank you, Alena. My Best wishes.
...................An Unexpected Guest. -_____________________________________________ . ........This time I had to deal with the visit of an interesting creature to my garden. What was it? ......... ........Simetimes I have seen a mouse that quickly ranged between my legs and disappeared in the grass, even hedgehog that was looking for something to eat in the flower garden, end (it was terrible) a snake. I thought it was a poisonous snake. ........At that time my mind was only on these things. It was a totally unexpected occasion. . ......I saw a hen that day. She was in the best of moods, walking slowly past my beds of cucumbers. ........The first thing that came to my mind was to pick up a stick and try to send packing it away from my site.But I knew it would be a hard and noisy story. The hen didn't frighten me at all, and she walked slowly along the path, looking at me from time to time with her eyes. . .......On top of everything else, I decided to do nothing and wait, in the...Ещё...................An Unexpected Guest. -_____________________________________________ . ........This time I had to deal with the visit of an interesting creature to my garden. What was it? ......... ........Simetimes I have seen a mouse that quickly ranged between my legs and disappeared in the grass, even hedgehog that was looking for something to eat in the flower garden, end (it was terrible) a snake. I thought it was a poisonous snake. ........At that time my mind was only on these things. It was a totally unexpected occasion. . ......I saw a hen that day. She was in the best of moods, walking slowly past my beds of cucumbers. ........The first thing that came to my mind was to pick up a stick and try to send packing it away from my site.But I knew it would be a hard and noisy story. The hen didn't frighten me at all, and she walked slowly along the path, looking at me from time to time with her eyes. . .......On top of everything else, I decided to do nothing and wait, in the hope that it would go away in the same way as it came. . ........Evening was approaching and I went home to cook my dinner. After meal I went out and didn't see my visitor. I began to check all my barn doors and lock them. And what I saw .... .......The hen was sitting on the bottom rail of the stairs in my garden tool shed. _____________________________________________ ..............I am interested in bringing my story to a happy ending. . But be patient ....
.......What is the main character in my next short story? ____________________________________ . ..........It's the cat. Not just a simple unknown cat, but the black cat with big yellow eyes, who came into my room very early in the morning and looked at me with her eyes.
I can work on all these stories. _________________________________ But I have a difficulty to get it fast. This is a problem for all the English learners. My stories are look like a practice skills. I'll do my best.
I continue my story with the chicken and me .. .I don't know if it is good or bad if in our country we don't have the law like in the USA. . For example in the city of Columbus (Georgia) by law it is forbidden to cut off the head of a chicken during Sunday. . .......Come on ... Well. I had no idea in my head to kill that hen. . ......Instead, I decided to do a search for the hen's owner. It took a time but my wish gets result. The owner was a Galina who lived not far from my house. .....When she took it away, I was really happy. This is the story of Happy and me.
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......................... Don't Do Mistakes.......................
_________________________
.
.........Once a
new monk came to priory . He was given a special job. The job was to
help others monks to rewrite the books.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One time, he observed that old monks rewrite books not from the first and real original
book but from the copy.
So, he came to the Father Abbot and told
him about this problem.
..........."You
tell the truth. I'll check it."-he said .
......The Father Abbot went down to the repository.
He
was absent not one hours. Young monk began agitate oneself and worry if
something has happened.
.
.............He also came to repository and saw Father Abbot sitting in frustration.
He mumbled " Yes .It there was a mistake.
The right word is
"c-e-l-e-b-r-a-t-e"
not "celibate" .
_______________________________________________
.................These days are full of the preparation of food , presents and dressing up.
...........Even this work can be a story named " Old Couple meets the one more year of their lives".
Someone maybe think that it will be not a funny story. Maybe yes, maybe no.
_______________________________________________
The Two Slope .
------------------------------
........Once one man was invited to the old
mountain village. The guest was met
with friends. Good food , a
little booze and a lot of speaking about
the older days.
.
..........When the guest has been walking along the
village he pointed out the two stone grounded pillar. An iron rings was mounted
on the pillars.
....................." What
is this?"--- was the question.
.
....You
know, in the days not far from recently
If someone mades a misconduct,He was punished by being tied to a pole. It maybe
as long as five or ten days ot even
more." And do you know what for is the pillar next to the first?"
.
........"
?"
The pillar next to the first is for someone
who didn't condemn these criminals . Everyone who passing along must to condemn the misconduct.
.<
...ЕщёI promised before some days ago......._______________________________________________
The Two Slope .
------------------------------
........Once one man was invited to the old
mountain village. The guest was met
with friends. Good food , a
little booze and a lot of speaking about
the older days.
.
..........When the guest has been walking along the
village he pointed out the two stone grounded pillar. An iron rings was mounted
on the pillars.
....................." What
is this?"--- was the question.
.
....You
know, in the days not far from recently
If someone mades a misconduct,He was punished by being tied to a pole. It maybe
as long as five or ten days ot even
more." And do you know what for is the pillar next to the first?"
.
........"
?"
The pillar next to the first is for someone
who didn't condemn these criminals . Everyone who passing along must to condemn the misconduct.
.
We have to think about it seriously......
--------------------------I am going to try to understand and learn from this.
You can compare two results.
_________________________________________________
....... It was
a children's show called "Snowy and
the Seven Dwarfs". The playhouse was full of happy families The actress was rehearsing for a very place
setting . In this scene she had to eat a poisoned apple. .
................The time came, and when the actress raised the
apple to her mouth, all the children in the auditorium began to shout:
"Don't eat it!". It was a lot of noise.
Of course Snow White took a bite of the orshard and fell asleep. She falls to the ground.
Suddenly the hall was silent. It was silent for a long time. And in that
silence, everyone heard the voice of a father:
………………………..” They were told not to eat the apple.”
.
……………..After these words, everyone saw Snow White lying on the floor, trembling
with laughter.
The man came back in a year looking happy and said: " Oh, my God, things improved tremendously: my kids checked into rehab, wife returned, i managed to get a loan in a bank and paid off the debt, got a good doctor, etc." The priest asked: "Where is the paper you wrote?" The man said that he discarded the paper. The priest said: "You have to write another one with the following words::"And like that is not going stay forever" and attach it to the wall".
_________________________
It may be the best title for your story. Well done.
I was in a good mood after reading it.
................I see that it is possible to be a bit of a writer.
Thank you, Alena. My Best wishes.
-_____________________________________________
.
........This time I had to deal with the visit of an interesting creature to my
garden. What was it?
.........
........Simetimes I have seen a mouse that quickly
ranged between my legs and disappeared in the grass, even hedgehog that was
looking for something to eat in the flower garden, end (it was terrible) a
snake. I thought it was a poisonous snake.
........At that time my mind was only on these things.
It was a totally unexpected occasion.
.
......I saw a hen that day. She was in the best of
moods, walking slowly past my beds of cucumbers.
........The first thing that came to my mind was to
pick up a stick and try to send packing it away from my site.But I knew
it would be a hard and noisy story. The hen didn't
frighten me at all, and she walked slowly along the path, looking at me from
time to time with her eyes.
.
.......On top of everything else, I decided to do
nothing and wait, in the...Ещё...................An Unexpected Guest.
-_____________________________________________
.
........This time I had to deal with the visit of an interesting creature to my
garden. What was it?
.........
........Simetimes I have seen a mouse that quickly
ranged between my legs and disappeared in the grass, even hedgehog that was
looking for something to eat in the flower garden, end (it was terrible) a
snake. I thought it was a poisonous snake.
........At that time my mind was only on these things.
It was a totally unexpected occasion.
.
......I saw a hen that day. She was in the best of
moods, walking slowly past my beds of cucumbers.
........The first thing that came to my mind was to
pick up a stick and try to send packing it away from my site.But I knew
it would be a hard and noisy story. The hen didn't
frighten me at all, and she walked slowly along the path, looking at me from
time to time with her eyes.
.
.......On top of everything else, I decided to do
nothing and wait, in the hope that it would go away in the same way as it came.
.
........Evening was approaching and I went home to
cook my dinner.
After meal I went out and didn't see my visitor.
I began to check all my barn doors and lock them.
And what I saw ....
.......The hen was sitting on the bottom rail of the
stairs in my
garden tool shed.
_____________________________________________
..............I am interested in bringing my story to
a happy ending.
.
But be
patient ....
____________________________________
.
..........It's the cat. Not just a simple unknown cat, but the black cat with big yellow eyes, who came into my room very early in the morning and looked at me with her eyes.
_________________________________
But I have a difficulty to get it fast. This is a problem for all the English learners. My stories are look like a practice skills. I'll do my best.
..
.I don't know if it is good or bad if in our country we don't have the law like in the USA.
. For example in the city of Columbus (Georgia) by law it is forbidden to cut off the head of a chicken during Sunday.
.
.......Come on ... Well. I had no idea in my head to kill that hen.
.
......Instead, I decided to do a search for the hen's owner. It took a time but my wish gets result. The owner was a Galina who lived not far from my house.
.....When she took it away, I was really happy. This
is the story of Happy and me.